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CURRENT QUEST: THE PERFECT SHAVE
NEW!
ITEM: JOYSTICK SAFETY RAZOR
- ATK: +99 SMOOTHNESS
- DEF: NO SKIN IRRITATION
- SPD: 0.1ms RESPONSE TIME
The "Joystick" isn't just a razor; it's a peripheral for your morning routine. Using our legendary Quest Blades, you'll achieve SMOOTH ANTI-HAIRLIASING results that will leave your face looking like a high-res cutscene.
QUEST BLADES
Forged in the fires of Mount Doom (or a factory in Solingen). Extremely sharp. Boss-tier performance.
ANTI-HAIRLAISING
Proprietary edge-smoothing tech. No jagged edges, just smooth polygons on your jawline.
SAFETY FIRST
This is a safety razor, not a permadeath run. Easy for beginners, deadly for stubble.
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